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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

graintaire:

thehumantrampoline:

graintaire:

I want a revolution. 

I’ll call the Les Mis fandom.

I want a successful revolution. 

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naazaneen:

*usa wins one game* Americans: THE REPUBLIC WILL RISE AGAIN. 1776 WILL COMMENCE. GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS WHO FOUGHT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

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(Source: unclefather)

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(Source: whoredinarygirl)

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asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

(Source: sesamestreet)

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anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

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(Source: pugclub)

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 #yes
hannibal-fucking-winchester:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

hannibal-fucking-winchester:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: thesmuggledplum)

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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cue-the-crickets:

Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

a) time for you to get a watch
b) summertime
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

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haaaaaaaaaa wow i really hate my life at the current moment in time

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cuddlechester:

palecream:

it takes ten seconds to tag something and forty five minutes to hours to calm down from a panic attack. think about that for a second 

and totally feel comfortable enough to ask me to tag something that bothers you bc there are so many things that trigger people that i wouldn’t even think about and i’m sorry if i do that but let me know!

(Source: transhinataremade)

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omgthatdressxx:

How to Pack Luggage?

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rockthatstoneface:

I should have quit this show when Ned Stark died.

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stereofeathers:

barkentin:

tonanzin-x:

lilcochina:

herwickedways:

doctordooom:

while people are going nuts over a racist joke justin bieber said years ago, this is what’s happening in reality.

This makes me fucking sick to my stomach!

Holy fucking shit

and to think that those little kids will most likely take after their mother and become scum.

I love how he’s just 

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the kids’ reaction though. 

"daddy? daddys gonna stab him!!"

what a great parent.

"my daddy’s tough!!"

yeah, parents of the year.

"oh, now you got your kids swearing at me?"

role model parenting.

"you know how many cops I’ve stripped for"

oh okay. I have nothing against strippers, but using that as leverage? wow.

and that sassy rolling up of the windows? perfection.

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